none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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