i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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