I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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