Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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