susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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