Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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