just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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