Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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