um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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