I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We left the knife in your bed.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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