she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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