I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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