Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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