Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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