You just made me feel so damn special
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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