I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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