So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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