My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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