it glows. i had to have it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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