i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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