My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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