Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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