I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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