She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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