My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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