My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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