I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Drunk is a universal language darling
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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