THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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