I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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