In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She's JV to your varsity
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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