Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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