I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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