that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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