so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
