R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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