Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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