69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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