Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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