ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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