your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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