how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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