one might say we're banned from that church
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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