Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It's never too late to be topless.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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