Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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