great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
