real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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