So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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