office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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