he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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