Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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