Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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