god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Found the puke drawer
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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