i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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