sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
So apparently I’m into choking now
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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